dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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