Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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