You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There's always time for handjobs
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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