i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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