protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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