They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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