just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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