Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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