I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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