Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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