I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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