I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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