But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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