He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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