Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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