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you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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