this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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