If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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