I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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