I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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