Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
In America we eat man semen.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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