Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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