There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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