I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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