dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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