If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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