I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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