South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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