So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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