Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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