oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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