You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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