whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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