just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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