it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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