Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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