Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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