i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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