apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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