butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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