Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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