Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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