I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
kristin has been a bad kristin
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
My pussy is not your playground.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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