I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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