Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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