The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Even my vagina gasped.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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