sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I need water and some morals
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