yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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