On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
