You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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