ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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