But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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