he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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